Wednesday, December 04, 2013

A new National Anthem

In light of recent changes to the way Australia operates, which I can't comment on for operational reasons, I humbly submit a new ASIO approved National Anthem



Australians all let us rejoice
Though we are not so free
Our phones are girt by ASIO
We have no privacy
Our land abounds in natures gifts
Of beauty rich and rare
Sold off for bribes and favours to
Those poor old billionaires
In strainful joy then let us sing
Australia so unfair

Beneath our radiant Southern Cross
We’ll toil with heart and hands
To pay for planes and wedding trips
For pollie sycophants
To those who come across the seas
You’re just not welcome here
Go back to whence from where you came
Australia so unfair
In strainful joy then let us sing
Australia so unfair